Every time I prick my finger

(sung in tune of Call Me Maybe)
Me: Hey, I just pricked you.
Me: And this is crazy.
Me: But you're not bleeding.
Me: So MOTHER FUCKIN BLEED ALREADY YOU DAMN FINGER, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN.





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We havn’t talked since September and you decided NOW would be a good time to “check in”?

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE